Baked some iPhone cookies to trick cops into pulling me over, then I just take a bite and ask if cookies are against the law.
There is no more terrifying a moment than your 11-month-old nephew slowly sliding his finger into your septum ring with a look of interest on his face.
Phil with long hair and a beard will always be my favorite Phil
Which is your favourite of the Phil’s?
He would not stay for me to stand and gaze.
I shook his hand, and tore my heart in sunder,
And went with half my life about my ways.